YOU MUST LOVE THIS COUNTRY MORE THAN I LOVE A COLD BEER ON A HOT CHRISTMAS MORNING. - Homer Simpson

HE WAS A WISE MAN WHO INVENTED BEER. - Plato

BEER, IF DRUNK IN MODERATION, SOFTENS THE TEMPER, CHEERS THE SPIRIT AND PROMOTES HEALTH. - Thomas Jefferson

BEER, IT'S THE BEST DAMN DRINK IN THE WORLD. - Jack Nicholson

A MAN WHO LIES ABOUT BEER MAKES ENEMIES. - Stephen King

I'VE ONLY BEEN IN LOVE WITH A BEER BOTTLE AND A MIRROR. - Sid Vicious

BEER IS EVERYTHING. - Anonymous