Want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it’s tearable!
IT'S BAAAACK! The glorious return of our infamous Dad Joke Tournament. This is the day you've been training for since you bought pre grass stained New Balances at very reasonable price and then watched countless hours of Sports Center.
Rules are simple. It's a 1 on 1 competition where each person takes a turn telling the lamiest/daddest joke possible. Each contestant will tell three jokes. After three jokes we'll use a decibel meter to judge audience reaction. The contestant with the loudest applause moves on. It's free to enter and starts at 7pm. Contestant sign up starts at 6pm that day. Must sign up in person.
Winner gets super amazing prizes from Eureka Heights and beer to keep that dad bod in check.
If you need some motivation, we're releasing something special sure to pair nicely with a super corny dad joke. More details coming soon!