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OUR CORE BEERS ARE
SESSIONABLE

LIKE A HIGH SCHOOL REUNION, WE’VE GOT ALL TYPES. OUR BEER HAS A LOWER ABV%, SO THAT YOU CAN ENJOY MORE WITHOUT SEEING STARS. YOU’RE GOING TO BECOME SUCH GOOD FRIENDS WITH THESE BEERS THAT THEY WILL AT LEAST TEXT YOU ON YOUR BIRTHDAY.

Cans

ABV 4.7%
IBU 30
FALL SEASONAL CAN | YEAR-ROUND DRAFT
ABV 4.5%
IBU 15
YEAR ROUND
ABV 6.8%
IBU 70
YEAR ROUND
ABV 5.1%
50
YEAR ROUND
ABV 4.5%
IBU 42
YEAR ROUND
ABV 6.0%
30
WINTER SEASONAL | NOT YET AVAILABLE
ABV 4.3%
IBU 35
SUMMER SEASONAL | NOT YET AVAILABLE
ABV 11%
IBU 75
LIMITED RELEASE | CURRENTLY AVAILABLE

Drafts

  • Seasonals
  • Tap room only
  • Year-rounds

HOLLY JOLLY JORTS

Holly Jolly Jorts is an ode to our favorite holiday-ish cookie. This Golden Ale is brewed with Golden Promise malt, Madagascar Vanilla, Cinnamon and Lactose. 7.3% ABV is guaranteed to get you caroling.

A portion of the proceeds from Holly Jolly Jorts goes directly to Toys For Tots.

STYLE: Golden Ale
GRAINS: Golden Promise
OTHER: Madagascar Vanilla, Cinnamon, Lactose

ABV 7.3%
IBU 30
BEST JINGLER
WINTER SEASONAL | CURRENTLY AVAILABLE

WILL YOU ESB MINE?

This ESB is mighty special. Thumbs up to sick goals and sports and stuff. Drink some of this and you might start reciting Shakespeare or even Chaucer. This may be your Canterbury Tale.

STYLE: ESB
GRAINS: Marris Otter, Crystal, Special Roast
HOPS:Magnum, East Kent Golding, Challenger

ABV 4.7%
IBU 30
MOST BRITISH
FALL SEASONAL CAN | YEAR-ROUND DRAFT

A GETTIN’ LUCKY CREAM ALE BUCKLE BUNNY TAKES GOLD!

This little Cream Ale is pretty much for everyone. Great for a hot summer’s day or a hot winter’s night. Light, refreshing and crisp.

STYLE: Cream Ale
GRAINS:2-Row, Flaked Maize, Carafoam
HOPS:Magnum, Willamette

ABV 4.5%
IBU 15
PERFECT RODEO ATTENDENCE
YEAR ROUND

ALL YOUR HOP ARE BELONG TO US

This double dry hopped IPA is jammed full of citrus and tropical notes. Citra and Mosaic join forces to delicately rock your face off.

STYLE: IPA
GRAINS: 2-Row, White Wheat, Flaked Oats
HOPS: Citra, Mosaic

ABV 6.8%
IBU 70
NES 8-BIT ALL DAY
YEAR ROUND

Derelicte!

So Hot Right Now is about to break dance fight you all the way to amazetown. This hazy New England IPA packs a financially questionable amounts of Citra and Mosaic partnered up with Ekuanot and El Dorado to create this intensely fruit and juicy IPA. We promise it won’t leave you hanging on like a yo-yo.

STYLE: NEIPA
GRAINS: 2-row, Flaked Oats, Flaked Wheat
HOPS: Citra, Mosaic, Ekuanot, El Dorado

ABV 6.5%
IBU 35
THINKS HANSEL IS SO HOT RIGHT NOW
NOT CURRENTLY AVAILABLE

FULL HOPSPEED AHEAD

Have you ever wanted to go to space? Do you like trains a little too much? Do you know what hops are? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then hop on board this fruity IPA!

STYLE: IPA
GRAINS: 2-Row, Vienna, Crystal, Carafoam
HOPS:Magnum, Centennial, Mosaic, El Dorado, Azacca, Experimentals

ABV 5.5%
IBU 65
BEST DRESSED
DRAFT YEAR-ROUND

Kiss me, I’m Irish!

This super drinkable Irish stout was conditioned on bagpipes and flannel. Pairs extremely well with a warm Irish stew.

STYLE: Irish Stout
GRAINS: 2-Row, Roasted Barley
HOPS: East Kent Goldings

ABV 4.2%
IBU 35
HAS THE "GIFT OF THE GAB"
NOT CURRENTLY AVAILABLE

Palate fatigue!

Brewed with a financially irresponsible 4.5 lbs of hops per barrel. Aroma is chopped full of peaches, mangos and pineapple with a juicy peach/grapefruit bitter flavor. Pairs really well with not tasting anything else after.

STYLE: Imperial IPA
GRAINS: 2-row, White Wheat
HOPS: Vic Secret and Azaca

ABV 7.2%
IBU 80
SESSION BEER TASTING CHAMP
NOT CURRENTLY AVAILABLE

TRUCKERS CHOICE

The aroma is like a black cup of coffee and is bursting with dark chocolate. Hints of citrus and berry come through from the blend of coffee beans. Clean finish with a balanced but sharp bitterness. The beer tastes even better if you hold the glass with two hands like you’re in a coffee commercial.

STYLE: Coffee Stout
GRAINS: 2-row, Flaked Oats, Pale Chocolate, Kiln
Coffee Malt, Crystal Malt
HOPS: Equinox
OTHER: Coffee: Latin Espresso Blend from Boomtown Coffee Roasters

ABV 6.0%
IBU 30
BARISTA CERTIFIED
NOT CURRENTLY AVAILABLE

WHAT TIME IS IT?

Looks like orange juice. Smells like orange juice. Tastes like a hoppy, alcoholic, orange starburst. Please wear appropriate socks when consuming.

STYLE: IPA
GRAINS: 2-Row, White Wheat, Flaked Oats
HOPS: Galaxy, Mosaic, Simcoe

ABV 7.5%
IBU 80
MOST TPS REPORTS
NOT CURRENTLY AVAILABLE

A HOPPY PILSNER WITH SOMETHING SPECIAL

This hoppy german pilsner really puts the Wow in Wow Factor. This is a beer without hole. It’s worth walking across the street to get a second pint.

STYLE: Mandarina Pilsner
GRAINS:German Pilsner Malt
HOPS:Mandarina Bavaria

ABV 5.1%
50
WORTH A SECOND PINT
YEAR ROUND

OF VERY LITTLE THREAT

German malt and Citra hops are cosmically balanced in this weird hybrid of a beer style. The hops hang on your tongue, much the way a brick doesn’t. Drink up, the world’s about to end.

STYLE: Citra Pale Kolsch
GRAINS: Vienna, Carafoam, Melanoidin
HOPS: Magnum, Citra

ABV 4.5%
IBU 42
RORY AWARDS
YEAR ROUND

A HEROIC MILK STOUT WITH CAYENNE AND CINNAMON

This milk stout isn’t for the faint at heart.  If you like a little kick to your cow, this is for you.  

STYLE: Milk Stout with Cayenne and Cinnamon
GRAINS: 2-row, Munich, Roasted Barley, Chocolate Malt
HOPS: Willamette, EKG
OTHER: Lactose, Cinnamon, Cayenne

ABV 6.0%
30
HOT STUFF
WINTER SEASONAL | NOT YET AVAILABLE

SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE

This hoppy Belgian-style Single combines Pilsner malt and Azacca hops to create a fruity and tropical aroma. Pairs great with a fully stocked jukebox.

STYLE: Belgian Single
GRAINS: German Pilsner Malt
HOPS: Azacca

ABV 4.3%
IBU 35
BEST KARAOKE-ER
SUMMER SEASONAL | NOT YET AVAILABLE

“I DUNNO, GOTTA NUKE SOMETHING.”

This bourbon barrel-aged imperial milk stout will suplex your taste buds into pleasure town. Once this regal liquid hits your blowhole youʼll be ready to yodel your third-string karaoke jams. Why do we make this big, beautiful ale? “I dunno, gotta nuke something.”

STYLE: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Milk Stout

ABV 11%
IBU 75
STRONGEST BARREL THROW
LIMITED RELEASE | CURRENTLY AVAILABLE

Retired

German malt and Citra hops are cosmically balanced in this weird hybrid of a beer style. The hops hang on your tongue, much the way a brick doesn’t. Drink up, the world’s about to end.

STYLE: Citra Pale Kolsch
GRAINS: Vienna, Carafoam, Melanoidin
HOPS: Magnum, Citra

abv 4.5%
ibu 42
RORY AWARDS
OH NO! IT’S GONE... (SAD FACE)

LIVIN’ LA VIDA MOCHA

This Milk Stout with Espresso Beans and Liquid Chocolate

ABV 6%
IBU 50
STOUTIEST OF STOUTS
CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE

Rye me

Tastes like a ruben sandwich without the pastrami, thousand island and sauerkraut. Plus way more dark chocolate and coffee notes. Roasty, earthy and spicy with a body that just won’t quit. Rye ask rye, drink more rye.

STYLE: Rye Stout
GRAINS: 2-Row, Pale Rye, Cara Rye, Chocolate Rye, Flaked Rye
HOPS: Saaz

ABV 8.0%
IBU 60
most rye
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