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OUR CORE BEERS ARE
SESSIONABLE

LIKE A HIGH SCHOOL REUNION, WE’VE GOT ALL TYPES. OUR BEER HAS A LOWER ABV%, SO THAT YOU CAN ENJOY MORE WITHOUT SEEING STARS. YOU’RE GOING TO BECOME SUCH GOOD FRIENDS WITH THESE BEERS THAT THEY WILL AT LEAST TEXT YOU ON YOUR BIRTHDAY.

Cans

ABV 5.3%
IBU 40
SPRING SEASONAL | ALMOST HERE
ABV 4.5%
IBU 15
YEAR ROUND
ABV 6.8%
IBU 70
YEAR ROUND
ABV 5.1%
50
YEAR ROUND
ABV 4.5%
IBU 42
YEAR ROUND
ABV 4.3%
IBU 35
SUMMER SEASONAL | NOT YET AVAILABLE
ABV 4.7%
IBU 30
FALL SEASONAL CAN | NOT CURRENTLY AVAILABLE
ABV 6.0%
30
WINTER SEASONAL | LIMITED AVAILABILITY
ABV 12%
IBU 40
LIMITED TEQUILA BARREL-AGED STRONG ALE | CURRENTLY AVAILABLE
ABV 11%
IBU 75
LIMITED BOURBON BARREL-AGED IMPERIAL MILK STOUT | NOT CURRENTLY AVAILABLE
ABV 11%
IBU 44
LIMITED BOURBON BARREL-AGED BARLEY WINE | CURRENTLY AVAILABLE

Drafts

  • Seasonals
  • Tap room
  • Year-rounds

GREAT ODIN’S RAVEN!

This Norwegian style Kveik pale ale is stuffed to the Mjölnir with Idaho 7 hops and fermented at a toasty ninety degrees Fahrenheit. Great for hanging out on the patio or defending the world from the forces of evil.

STYLE: Norwegian-Style Pale Ale
GRAINS: Kveik Yeast
HOPS: Idaho 7

ABV 5.3%
IBU 40
BEST LOOKING VALHALLA
SPRING SEASONAL | ALMOST HERE

MORE MINIS

A new boss series, our already double dry-hopped Mini Boss gets a third dry-hop. We’ll be continuing this series by pumping this IPA with different hops on that third go-round.

 

ABV 6.5%
IBU 75
GLITCHED OUT BOSS
CURRENTLY AVAILABLE

Hi Hungry. I’m Dad

A beer dedicated to dad jokes and finger guns. This IPA has all the goods.

STYLE: IPA with Cashmere Hops

ABV 6.5%
IBU 50
VOTED PUNNIEST CLASS CLOWN
AVAILABLE SOON

Kiss me, I’m Irish!

This super drinkable Irish stout was conditioned on bagpipes and flannel. Pairs extremely well with a warm Irish stew.

STYLE: Irish Stout
GRAINS: 2-Row, Roasted Barley
HOPS: East Kent Goldings

ABV 4.2%
IBU 35
HAS THE "GIFT OF THE GAB"
NOT CURRENTLY AVAILABLE

HAZY DOUBLE IPA

Our resolution busting Hazy Double IPA packed with Azacca, Galaxy and Vic Secret Hops. 8% ABV will keep you warm during this brutal Houston winter.

STYLE: Hazy Double IPA

ABV 8%
IBU 45
BEST RESOLUTION BUSTER
TAPROOM ONLY | CURRENTLY AVAILABLE

PUCKER UP

Now that’s a good Squishee Series… This Squishee Sour features Peach and Apricot for a delectable sour patch kid feel.

STYLE: Peach + Apricot Sour

ABV 6.7%
IBU 75
BEST PUCKER FACE
TAPROOM ONLY | CURRENTLY AVAILABLE

WHAT TIME IS IT?

Looks like orange juice. Smells like orange juice. Tastes like a hoppy, alcoholic, orange starburst. Please wear appropriate socks when consuming.

STYLE: IPA
GRAINS: 2-Row, White Wheat, Flaked Oats
HOPS: Galaxy, Mosaic, Simcoe

ABV 7.5%
IBU 80
MOST TPS REPORTS
CURRENTLY AVAILABLE

Derelicte!

So Hot Right Now is about to break dance fight you all the way to amazetown. This hazy New England IPA packs a financially questionable amounts of Citra and Mosaic partnered up with Ekuanot and El Dorado to create this intensely fruit and juicy IPA. We promise it won’t leave you hanging on like a yo-yo.

STYLE: NEIPA
GRAINS: 2-row, Flaked Oats, Flaked Wheat
HOPS: Citra, Mosaic, Ekuanot, El Dorado

ABV 6.5%
IBU 35
THINKS HANSEL IS SO HOT RIGHT NOW
NOT CURRENTLY AVAILABLE

FULL HOPSPEED AHEAD

Have you ever wanted to go to space? Do you like trains a little too much? Do you know what hops are? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then hop on board this fruity IPA!

STYLE: IPA
GRAINS: 2-Row, Vienna, Crystal, Carafoam
HOPS:Magnum, Centennial, Mosaic, El Dorado, Azacca, Experimentals

ABV 5.5%
IBU 65
BEST DRESSED
DRAFT YEAR-ROUND

ACID WASH

A super approachable Citra dry-hopped sour.

 

ABV 6.5%
IBU 10
CAN ACTUALLY PULL OFF MOM JEANS
CURRENTLY AVAILABLE

TRUCKERS CHOICE

The aroma is like a black cup of coffee and is bursting with dark chocolate. Hints of citrus and berry come through from the blend of coffee beans. Clean finish with a balanced but sharp bitterness. The beer tastes even better if you hold the glass with two hands like you’re in a coffee commercial.

STYLE: Coffee Stout
GRAINS: 2-row, Flaked Oats, Pale Chocolate, Kiln
Coffee Malt, Crystal Malt
HOPS: Equinox
OTHER: Coffee: Latin Espresso Blend from Boomtown Coffee Roasters

ABV 6.0%
IBU 30
BARISTA CERTIFIED
NOT CURRENTLY AVAILABLE

A GETTIN’ LUCKY CREAM ALE BUCKLE BUNNY TAKES GOLD!

This little Cream Ale is pretty much for everyone. Great for a hot summer’s day or a hot winter’s night. Light, refreshing and crisp.

STYLE: Cream Ale
GRAINS:2-Row, Flaked Maize, Carafoam
HOPS:Magnum, Willamette

ABV 4.5%
IBU 15
PERFECT RODEO ATTENDENCE
YEAR ROUND

ALL YOUR HOP ARE BELONG TO US

This double dry hopped IPA is jammed full of citrus and tropical notes. Citra and Mosaic join forces to delicately rock your face off.

STYLE: IPA
GRAINS: 2-Row, White Wheat, Flaked Oats
HOPS: Citra, Mosaic

ABV 6.8%
IBU 70
NES 8-BIT ALL DAY
YEAR ROUND

A HOPPY PILSNER WITH SOMETHING SPECIAL

This hoppy german pilsner really puts the Wow in Wow Factor. This is a beer without hole. It’s worth walking across the street to get a second pint.

STYLE: Mandarina Pilsner
GRAINS:German Pilsner Malt
HOPS:Mandarina Bavaria

ABV 5.1%
50
WORTH A SECOND PINT
YEAR ROUND

OF VERY LITTLE THREAT

German malt and Citra hops are cosmically balanced in this weird hybrid of a beer style. The hops hang on your tongue, much the way a brick doesn’t. Drink up, the world’s about to end.

STYLE: Citra Pale Kolsch
GRAINS: Vienna, Carafoam, Melanoidin
HOPS: Magnum, Citra

ABV 4.5%
IBU 42
RORY AWARDS
YEAR ROUND

SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE

This hoppy Belgian-style Single combines Pilsner malt and Azacca hops to create a fruity and tropical aroma. Pairs great with a fully stocked jukebox.

STYLE: Belgian Single
GRAINS: German Pilsner Malt
HOPS: Azacca

ABV 4.3%
IBU 35
BEST KARAOKE-ER
SUMMER SEASONAL | NOT YET AVAILABLE

WILL YOU ESB MINE?

This ESB is mighty special. Thumbs up to sick goals and sports and stuff. Drink some of this and you might start reciting Shakespeare or even Chaucer. This may be your Canterbury Tale.

STYLE: ESB
GRAINS: Marris Otter, Crystal, Special Roast
HOPS:Magnum, East Kent Golding, Challenger

ABV 4.7%
IBU 30
MOST BRITISH
FALL SEASONAL CAN | NOT CURRENTLY AVAILABLE

A HEROIC MILK STOUT WITH CAYENNE AND CINNAMON

This milk stout isn’t for the faint at heart.  If you like a little kick to your cow, this is for you.  

STYLE: Milk Stout with Cayenne and Cinnamon
GRAINS: 2-row, Munich, Roasted Barley, Chocolate Malt
HOPS: Willamette, EKG
OTHER: Lactose, Cinnamon, Cayenne

ABV 6.0%
30
HOT STUFF
WINTER SEASONAL | LIMITED AVAILABILITY

PACK YOUR BAGS

This tequila barrel-aged Belgian Strong Ale will take you on an all-inclusive trip to flavor town. The base beer spent 11 months dreaming of you while taking a nap in Anejo barrels. Tastes like the classiest spring break ever. town.

STYLE: Tequila Barrel-Aged Strong Ale

ABV 12%
IBU 40
Juiciest 'Stache
LIMITED TEQUILA BARREL-AGED STRONG ALE | CURRENTLY AVAILABLE

HOLLY JOLLY JORTS

Holly Jolly Jorts is an ode to our favorite holiday-ish cookie. This Golden Ale is brewed with Golden Promise malt, Madagascar Vanilla, Cinnamon and Lactose. 7.3% ABV is guaranteed to get you caroling.

A portion of the proceeds from Holly Jolly Jorts goes directly to Toys For Tots.

STYLE: Golden Ale
GRAINS: Golden Promise
OTHER: Madagascar Vanilla, Cinnamon, Lactose

ABV 7.3%
IBU 30
BEST JINGLER
NOT CURRENTLY AVAILABLE

I CHOO CHOO CHOOSE YOU

Get your flavor-hole ready for this voluptuous Chocolate Peanut Butter Milk Stout. There’s no judgment from this Choosy Mom, it’s a healthy fat. ⠀

STYLE: Peanut Butter Chocolate Stout

ABV 6%
IBU 35
MOST VOLUMPTIOUS
NOT CURRENTLY AVAILABLE

A THANKFUL WHITE IPA WITH ROSE HIPS

Betty White simply melts our Haagen-Dazs, so we’ve made Rose Nylund, a White IPA brewed with Galaxy, Citra and Mosaic then aged on Rose Hips.⠀

STYLE: White Hazy IPA

ABV 6.8%
IBU 75
MOST LOVED
NOT CURRENTLY AVAILABLE

STORE UPSIDE DOWN

Our Cream Ale with edible glitter, helping you ring in the new year in the glitteriest way possible.

STYLE: Cream Ale with edible glitter

ABV 4.2%
IBU 15
BLING BLING QUEEN
NOT CURRENTLY AVAILABLE

Retired

German malt and Citra hops are cosmically balanced in this weird hybrid of a beer style. The hops hang on your tongue, much the way a brick doesn’t. Drink up, the world’s about to end.

STYLE: Citra Pale Kolsch
GRAINS: Vienna, Carafoam, Melanoidin
HOPS: Magnum, Citra

abv 4.5%
ibu 42
RORY AWARDS
OH NO! IT’S GONE... (SAD FACE)

LIVIN’ LA VIDA MOCHA

This Milk Stout with Espresso Beans and Liquid Chocolate

ABV 6%
IBU 50
STOUTIEST OF STOUTS
CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE

Palate fatigue!

Brewed with a financially irresponsible 4.5 lbs of hops per barrel. Aroma is chopped full of peaches, mangos and pineapple with a juicy peach/grapefruit bitter flavor. Pairs really well with not tasting anything else after.

STYLE: Imperial IPA
GRAINS: 2-row, White Wheat
HOPS: Vic Secret and Azaca

ABV 7.2%
IBU 80
SESSION BEER TASTING CHAMP
NOT CURRENTLY AVAILABLE

Rye me

Tastes like a ruben sandwich without the pastrami, thousand island and sauerkraut. Plus way more dark chocolate and coffee notes. Roasty, earthy and spicy with a body that just won’t quit. Rye ask rye, drink more rye.

STYLE: Rye Stout
GRAINS: 2-Row, Pale Rye, Cara Rye, Chocolate Rye, Flaked Rye
HOPS: Saaz

ABV 8.0%
IBU 60
most rye
TOOK HIS LAST RIDE

A PERFECTLY CROMULENT BEER

Embiggens IPA is packed with a cromulent amount of Galaxy and Idaho 7 hops.

STYLE: Hazy IPA

ABV 6.5%
IBU 68
NEOLOGISM MASTER
TAPROOM ONLY | CURRENTLY AVAILABLE